BULLZZZ

DO NOT WAKE THE BULL.

THE BULL SLEPT
THROUGH THE NOISE.

Too much FUD. Not enough sleep.

A giant matte-obsidian bull curled up fast asleep with glowing horns and Zzz drifting above him
  • toy bellrang it twice
  • tiny alarm clockset for 3:00
  • one small flowera nice gesture

all completely useless

BUY $BULLZZZJOIN X
the nap

HE SAID FIVE MORE MINUTES.

That was three market cycles ago.

alarm dismissed by horn

3:67

AM

snooze x∞
The black bull still fast asleep on a pool float while the city glows behind him

still asleep, in the background

the noise

THE HERD TRIED EVERYTHING.

Bells. FUD. Group chats. Nothing gets past the nap.

  • Gym bros staring in disbelief at the black bull asleep under a loaded barbell

    ATTEMPT No. 1

    We racked 400kg on him. He snored.
  • Scientists panicking around control panels while the bull naps on the console

    ATTEMPT No. 2

    Sirens, alarms, a very loud man. Nothing.
  • A cheering crowd around a roulette table while the bull sleeps on a pile of chips

    ATTEMPT No. 3

    A whole ballroom screamed. He rolled over.
  • The bull sprawled asleep on a penthouse sofa while a chart pumps on the screen behind him

    ATTEMPT No. 4

    108 notifications. Chart up. Still asleep.

zzz > fud

the herd

QUIET HERD. BIG NAP.

No roadmap. Just bedtime stories and a bull who refuses to check the chat.

the group chat can wait
shhh
TUCK IN THE BULL
questions, quietly

ASK QUIETLY. HE'S SLEEPING.

Everything you wanted to know, answered before the nap resumes.

01What is $BULLZZZ?
A meme coin about a bull who slept through the entire cycle. No utility, no promises, just a very large animal refusing to get out of a very small bed.
02Is there a roadmap?
There is a bedtime. The roadmap is: sleep, wake up briefly, check the chart, go back to sleep.
03Why is the bull always asleep?
Because the noise is optional. FUD, group chats, alarms and screaming ballrooms have all been tried. See the four documented attempts above.
04How do I join the herd?
Follow along on X, stay quiet in the group chat, and do not tag the bull before noon.
05Should I buy this?
Nothing here is financial advice. Meme coins have no intrinsic value and can go to zero. Only spend what you would happily nap through losing.
still awake? go to bed